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Today's Hypnotist, Gen Channel!
It's easy for YouTubers who are enjoying shooting to get hypnotized!
So, Gen Channel has started again today!
Hello!
Today, we're visiting President Hajime's field!
We're members of his field! Nice to meet you!
Thank you for visiting our YouTube channel and getting hypnotized!
How was it?
I got hypnotized beautifully!
Hypnotism is entertainment, so if you enjoy it, you'll get hypnotized, right?
Today, we're going to make that entertainment more intense!
That's right!
This time, we're going to see if hypnotism can make shooting more interesting...
Wow!
Will it be okay?
It's a failure, but...
But we're not good at it, so...
Yes!
If it gets interesting, it'll be helpful!
It'll be helpful!
I hope you don't get hypnotized!
How about you?
Are you the type of person who gets the answer right away, or is it hard for you to get it?
Either way, I'm the type of person who thinks a lot.
I'm not the type of person who thinks and gets the answer right away.
It's hard for me too.
Well, me too.
It's hard for me too.
Well, if you say it's better to have fun like "kazoocha"
That's better, right?
It's easier, right?
Yes!
Sleep and look at me.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Zero!
Whether you're funny or boring, you're "kazoocha"!
No matter what you write, you'll definitely find it funny and you'll definitely enjoy it!
I'm a laughter genius!
If you count three, you'll definitely wake up!
One, two, three...
This is so much fun!
Let's do it!
Please give me the answer!
What kind of phone is "I hate phones like this".
Oh, I hate phones like this.
It's done!
No, right?
What kind of phone is "I hate phones like this".
My iPhone's apple mark became my buttocks mark!
You hate it, don't you?!
I hate it!
I feel so embarrassed!
- A hip mark. - Yes!
- Right? - It's already out.
- Will you release more and more? - Yes, more and more.
- Okay, let's go with the same theme. - Yes.
"I don't like this smartphone." What smartphone is it?
It's coming out more and more.
I made a mistake.
Yes!
"I don't like this smartphone." What smartphone is it?
"Hey Siri" and "Siri's voice" are all mine!
This is all from people I don't know, people who have iPhones.
- "Who is this guy?" It's uncomfortable, right? - Ah, I see.
This is it, right?!
- Above all, it's your own voice, right?! - Yes!
- It's coming out of your own phone, right?! - That's right!
Wow, that's great!
Are you usually this excited?
- It's higher than usual. - Yes!
- It's higher than usual. - It's higher than usual.
- Will you get an answer at this pace? - No, I won't.
- No, I definitely won't.
- Are you still thinking about it? - No, I still have 7 more.
- 7?! - 7 more!
- Shall we go with one more? - Yes, let's go with one more.
"I don't like this smartphone." What smartphone is it?
Yes!
- It's fast! - Wow...
Yes!
"I don't like this smartphone." What smartphone is it?
Ah! I got an iPhone! Let me open it!
Ah, I got it! It's Frankfurt!
- I don't know what this is! - Frankfurt?!
- It said Frankfurt! - It's close!
- It's close, so... - I don't know what it is!
Frankfurt! Frankfurt! Frankfurt!
It's super funny! It's super funny!
Hypnotizing!
- Is this funny? - It's embarrassing.
- What's wrong with you? - No, it's embarrassing.
- Father... - Yes?
"I don't like this smartphone." What smartphone is it?
This is hard...
I don't like this smartphone.
It doesn't come out at all.
You said you had seven of them.
Which one of them is bad?
Explosion imitation.
I can't do it.
It's worse than juggling.
But the speed at which you answer is relatively fast.
That's right.
I may not be able to do it.
After all, it's because you can get rid of your hesitation and embarrassment.
Then, next is Mr. Tanaki.
But you have to enjoy it.
Yes, that's right.
It's a lot of fun.
Yes.
Sleep and come closer.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
When you count three, you wake up in a bad mood.
When you wake up in a bad mood,
The voice I make,
Yes, and the words I say,
Everything is getting more and more angry with your body.
And you're having a lot of fun with that change.
When you count three, you always do.
One, two, three.
Good morning.
Why do you skip school?
I skip school a lot.
Pen, heavy, 100 kg.
Pen, 200 kg.
Pen, 500 kg.
Pen, 1 kg,
One ton,
It gets heavier and heavier.
Can you write anymore?
I can't move anymore.
You can't move anymore?
You can do it, Ogiri!
You can do it, write!
Not now!
One ton of pen!
Obviously, not now.
What's wrong?
Obviously, not now.
Not now, not now.
Ah, it's easier if you do it quickly?
Ah, you're right.
Why?
What kind of subject is it?
The reason for skipping school,
The hundredth place is,
The reason for skipping school,
The hundredth place is,
It's pretty low.
It gets deeper in your head,
Add more and more and more.
And what comes to mind,
Is something you can believe is interesting,
One, two, three...
See?
It comes to you right away.
Too fast, too fast.
Too fast!
It's fast, you can do a subject.
The reason for skipping school,
The 100th place is
It's because my mom had fever.
Oh, you're right.
I see. It's not you, but your mom.
Tanashi-san, you're still thinking of the answer?
Yes.
Then I think the next one is really interesting.
Oh, it's really interesting.
Next to the bed.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Sleep and come close.
When you find it, you wake up in a bad mood.
When you wake up in a bad mood, you'll be asked a big question.
It's really interesting.
No matter what you say, you'll be asked a really interesting question.
There are one, two, and three questions.
It's going to be really interesting.
Look, look, look. Look forward to it, look forward to it, look forward to it.
Please give me the big question.
Why do you skip school?
100th place is...
Dad has fever, too.
It's getting more and more interesting.
Look, look. It's not Mom, it's Dad.
It's Dad.
He's laughing, he's laughing, he's laughing a lot.
Well, see you later, Dad.
Don't worry about it. You're the most sensitive to laughter.
That's right.
No, but that's because you have your own pride.
But it's more fun to say it quickly than that pride.
If you make me think it's fun, it'll work, right?
You can easily understand it yourself, right?
It's a hint for now.
Sleep and come close.
A big cut doesn't mean losing to someone.
The more exciting it is for you to just do it yourself and write a lot,
the more you'll enjoy that big cut.
One,
two,
three,
look, it's really interesting.
You can't help but want to write more and more.
Look, look.
This white cabbage, don't you want to write something?
Yes.
Take off the cap and prepare it.
Yes.
Let's get the question, please!
If you press all of your computer buttons at once, what will happen?
That's fast!
That's good!
Isn't it fast?
Yes.
If you press all of your computer buttons at once, what will happen?
Explosion!
I still can't think of anything.
Wow!
If you press all of your computer buttons at once, what will happen?
The numbers will increase by 1 inch.
Let's go one more time.
That's funny!
I keep thinking about it. It's funny.
It's funny enough to laugh while playing it yourself.
It's the best masterpiece.
Yes!
What happens when you press and hold the computer button at once?
The keyboard pops out like "pyon"!
It pops out!
I see.
The keyboard pops out.
I see.
- Is there more? - There is!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Then, about the last one. - Yes.
Yes, about the last one.
Here it is!
It's fast!
- Fast. - Fast.
Yes!
Is it done?
It's faster to write!
What happens when you press and hold the computer button at once?
It pops out!
- It pops out! - Yes!
Only by pressing the computer button,
- does social networking pop out? - Yes!
- It pops out in many places. - Yes, many places.
- It pops out on the computer too! - Yes, it does.
- It's the forbidden button. - Oh, I see.
What should you do if you press and hold the computer button at once?
I said 3, 2, 3 as a normal topic, but I'd like to try a little more mature topic.
I'm sleepy. Can you come closer?
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
You will not be ashamed of yourself or your pride in your head.
If you are very interesting, anything is possible.
Yes, there is no more taboo.
It's very fun and the best for you.
Yes, excited, very excited and wake up.
One, two, three, very excited.
Can I write anything? It's fun.
It's amazing that there is no taboo.
You don't have to worry about it.
Yes, of course.
Then I will answer.
What is the secret tool that Doraemon's relative Eroemon uses?
Wow!
Fast.
Yes, this speed is interesting.
I see.
This is interesting.
What is the secret tool that Eroemon uses?
Wow!
It's not useless.
It's fast.
Can I change the subject a little?
Yes.
Please make fried rice look like Shiboneta.
Yes.
Please make fried rice look like Shiboneta.
Wow!
It's only half of fried rice.
Wow!
Everyone tried it.
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm using my brain that I don't use.
There are various emotions.
I'm worried if I can sleep tonight.